my-puss:
aobert:

…I made an aoba cake charm
Ok so basically

coolator:

4chan hacked tons of female celeb iCloud accounts and have already released tons and tons of nudes and like 30 of Jennifer Lawrence’s alone and there are videos too but they haven’t posted them yet but this is very bad :/

(via clannyphantom)


outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
-

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via thesirensaresingingyourname)


averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via thesirensaresingingyourname)


sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

(via fake-mermaid)


omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!
waltdreamworks:

vikingsweaters:

is this some kind of pun?

GODAMMIT
  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

boobslyn:

Oh my fucking god

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via lubricates)